KF

Good evening, my friends!

Nice to see you here, in my little communicable topic.

WTF?

Let me introduce myself, my name is Fedor, I am from Kovrov, Vladimir region.

I will write here interestig things in English, I hope you will help me to know more about this language.

Sorry, but we will speak here only in English, incorrect posts will be kill out!!

Hello, ALTi.

How are you?

Oh.., it`s very fun! Lol! Do you think, that someone you strongly support?

фак офф
ай спик инглиш ас посибал

Hi, MAD_o_NNA!  If so smart woman is here, I'm sure - I got right way!

Paladin, chill out!! Try to be one of us!

ай финк, алл пипалс ин вис тред аре фагс
эксепт ми

hello my friends :]

ай ам нот ан инглтш-ленин фаг
ай ам а рашан инхебитан

Good evening, GREAT!

You look like shit!! Nice to meet you here!

All Indjuks go home!

am wrote aboul you

малеевка, вай ю стартед вис тред?

That's good!

Лец ми спик фром май харт ин инглиш...
Май фрэнц, тудэй из э юник момент ин тайм...

вис из рашшан форум!

фак офф

Cause of edicational and alchogolical reasons. It's my dream - to speak Engligh good.

ай андестенд
ё дрим из из то серв ё мастарс фром америка

о, ейс, сволочкова из ё френд
ю энд сволочкова солд май кантри

Хенде хох! галлина нера буль буль!!! Капут!!

хоругви - из э виапон оф пролерариат
иф ю кноу

Paladin, you are mistake. America is enemy. I't fact. But, I have a mass of dreams! One of them - to fuck Brietny Spirs. I give you chance to help me!

How is the weather?

хава нагила
шерше ла фам
хаста ла виктория сиемпре

Weatheк is butyfull!  Thanke you GREAT.

Бритни Спирс из э фэт пиг, иф ю кноу
ай донт вон то хэлп ю ин ю крези дримс

чо?

Beer is ooff!!!  It's very PROBLEM!  Help me please!!

вевер из вери, вери бед
ай си э вайит шит

иф ю хав моний итс нот э проблем

бат иф и хав а майнд ю хазнот вис проблемс

йэс, гив ми э маней

Арбайт!

I wish you Happy New Year!

фак офф, май френд
ай хав э батл оф вир

нью йе из нот ауа холидэй

To be or not to be? That is the question!

аре ю э гамлет?
иф ю ноу, хиз энд ваз вери бед

Special for idiots, here working just one rule - we speak English here. (кривляки будут выпизжжены из темы нахуй!)

too beer o not too beer?

©Shakesbeere

You are fuckig right!

о, ю донт лайк май инглиш?
айм вери анхеппи

тел ми, май френдс
хау ай кен гет вери мач маней виваут вокинг?

ё инглиш из нот гуд

вот кен ю тел ми эбаут ауа гондон'c революшион?
фром ё харт

энд ай финк, ё инглиш из нот инглиш, вен ю ток вив Филиповна

It's simple. You can say - maleevka, my friend, give me some money! maleevka will say - that you want to buy in this money? You will answer - I want to buy vodka and some fucking girls. And maleevka will give you money!

малеевка, ай донт вонт ту сей ю энифинг
онли гив ми э мач маней
вери мач

Some English humor.

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays: - What did you ask Santa Claus to give you? - Hundred dollars, as usual.

вакофф

Paladin, I am not Dead Moroz, but you can trust me!

ha-ha
крисмас найт воз тунйит

ай кен траст ю, иф ю гив ми э маней

Good night, my friends. Sweet nightmares!!

ай виш ю эврефинг трабалс
ай хейт ю, май инглиш-ленинг френд

Вы хуже палитекоф!!!

ВЫ ШПИОНЫ !!!

нихт ферштейн (

Айнунцванцих, фирундзипцих!

Я я, натюрлих.

Точно-точно,британской разведки ;D

You manage masterly to flood even in English))

нам прислали бланки поздравлений со следующим текстом:

Congratulations on New Year from all our heart. May the upcoming 2012 bring you much joy and happiness, faith hope and love and make your wishes true. We wish you splendid health, high spirits, well-being, and good luck in all your enterprises!

Standard congratulations

Sherri,priveeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

носители языка смеялись

Ахтунг!! Шпиёны!!!

Johnny, la gente esta muy loca...

My dear friend Paladin. I want to suggest you only one thing: To have much money without working - you have to be Indyuk.
Another way: you must make great friends with Indyuk and he will give you money. Of cause it depends on Indyuk's greed.

Hello, losers! 

This year was very lucky for me. So, I want to make modest gift for my friend Paladin.

Yo-oo, Maleevka, you were really lucky this year. My congratulations. But be very careful. There are much enemy around you.

ganimed, welcome on our party!

Yes, our enemy is not sleep. But our friends are never sleep!!

Let's add and discuss some classic poetry in our usefull community!


Look in thy glass, and tell the face thou viewest
Now is the time that face should form another;
Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,
Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother.
For where is she so fair whose unear'd womb
Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?
Or who is he so fond will be the tomb
Of his self-love, to stop posterity?
Thou art thy mother's glass, and she in thee
Calls back the lovely April of her prime:
So thou through windows of thine age shall see
Despite of wrinkles this thy golden time.
But if thou live, remember'd not to be,
Die single, and thine image dies with thee.

William Shakespeare it's not dick of dog.

многабукаф
вот правильный стих

Four things greater than all things are,
Women and Horses and Power and War.

Your verses don't reflect the validity
Here such verse correct


if you want to have some funny
fuck yourself & keep your money

Horses? Oh my God!

Cherry, really cool!  I laugh so loud!

Bathe me in an applause))

Hello Gomer! I wish You a Merry Cherry!

I invite you in my house
Where I'll bathe you in applause!

Bath me in an applause here, at all. We public people, we have nothing to hide!

Gomer the skunk!

ю хав а проблемс вив хосез?

Gomer!! Are you crazy? That invite was not for you!

вай?

yobanyj styd

No Horses - No Problems!

Join us, we will chat nonsense

What you want to say?

We just make our forum more popular abroad!

Let's sing a good song!

вай?
ауа инглиш из нот ту гуд?

I'd like to sing this song

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

I like your company, my friends, but I have to go eat some meat. See you!

Bon appetit and soft meat

Thank you very much!

Maleevka, wait for me. I'll join you for lunch!

When you ask mallefka to join you for lunch, what does it mean?

It means that I want to go out and eat something with him.
You've seen some other meaning in the phrase?

When you ask maleefka to go to lunch with you - who pays?

Indyuk usually

Really?! I always suspected that Indyuk is a secret sponsor KF.

Hello my little traktorists. I`m a robot. You are potatos. Call of duty, call of duty!
Stupid squirrel. Welcome to hell!

Hello, AleксandR! Are you really robot? Machine of Kills like Terminator?  John Connor is hiding here, his nickname Indyuk. He called you fucking rusty asshole!

Hasta la vista, baby!

Masterly!
But not about me...

well If you will tell that you love a Сherry - I will forgive you

Ladies and Gentlemen! For your attention - five grammatic minutes.

English language consists of:

Verbs (be, have, drink, dance)
Nouns (money, rock, trash, ugar)
Adjectives (a, the, hundred)
Adverbs (loudly, often, sunny)
Pronouns (you, ours, some)
Prepositions (at, in, on)
Conjunctions (and, but, or)
Interjections (ah, dear)

What do you think about 21.12.12?

How will it happen?

I think 21.12.12 will be great explosion!  After that Gomer will eat 20kg of mayonnaise and Indjuk will get a job in Rostiks

How would you celebrate the Judgment Day? All of my friends gonna visit pubs and bordels.

bullshit!

There is no such word as bordel.

google confirms that it exists

holy shame on me!

Salut, COMMENT ÇA VA?

тре бьян! э ту?

труа бутыль де водка
аве плезир

труа не лишака ли?

Бутыль де Водка звучит как аристократическое имя.

Александр Бутыль де Водка фон Похмель

не, самая пастораль

сделайте кто-нить перевод этой темы, а ?

плиииззз....

Cмешной английский!- Funny English! или забавный английский!

спасибо

но я имел ввиду все девять страниц

http://translate.google.ru/#en|ru| тебе в помощь

са ва бьен.

          ובכן, אתם טיפשים
אנגלית היא קלה, נסה עברית

mrAnderson, what did you fucking edit there?

          ובכן, אתם טיפשים           Ну, ты глуп
אנגלית היא קלה, נסה עברית        Английский легко, попробуйте иврит

Please, stop flooding in my theme with words from another languagies.

Who guess, what I writing about? 

"African Passion by golden kaan"

Hi Maleevka,
I can only suppose that it is something about erotic.
Giant black african dick. Am I right?

Ganimed , you the vulgar person!!!


As far as I understand it is a question of wines
Am I right?

На этом месте запустим музыку
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nteSl8amR5o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hXgAYku2PA

Даёшь сиськи!

TITS OR GTFO!

Инглиш плиз и зе тред! Дёрти бёрд.

Today is my mother's birthday!

Oh!!!!

Transfer to Galina Petrovna my sincere congratulations!

Hi Cherry!!

Why fuck you think so.
You do not like a large african dick?
You like wine more?

Гаспада местные кегебшники.

Очередной раз довожу до вашего сведения, что являюсь верноподданым Индюком,
к этому гнезду иностранческого шпеанажа не имею никакого касательства
и осуждаю его совершенно обязательно.

да пойдемте уже факатса скорее :]

Let's fuck more often! -
Shouted at the square Ilya
And people went, without looking, by,
But everyone thought: and let's!

ничО не понимаю (

translation (http://blackquote.ru/id.php?id=52427)

Не понял, потомушто не шпеон.

Cherry, you was absolutly right! It was wine - last phase of my degradation.

Maleevka, my friend, stop drinking please.

да он не дринькает наверное столько

I'm Muzzy! Big Muzzy!

Happy New Year for all of my friensd!

I love clocks)))

it was the wonderful cartoon !!

Friday will soon be here
Though in expectation of new year Friday not seems such event

hello

"signature" Я МУДАК (с)

( Maybe a better signature For free communication )


I'm sorry, that more than matched against reality
???

HNY (http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/HNY) ! 

hello, Admiral, welcom!   you are making a great progress.. now your level is Intermediate

i wish you more success in New Year, stay with us

Good afternoon, Sellgoods!

of course it is much more better signature   thank you very much!  and happy New Year!

Fine, I'm glad your choice!
Maybe you're a fan of the channel O2O & A-One ?